for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”
OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that
✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride my dragon through the glen, firing fireballs into the sunset
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
I’ll just leave this here 😒
Finally, food that speaks to me.
how i use my phone
- 80% for internet
- 10% for take photos
- 5% for text
- 4% for call
- 1% to check the time
WHERES THE MUSIC
Those are some hot buns
My Anaconda Don’t
My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel