myutsuu:


for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

raysbaby:

❒ single

❒ taken

✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride my dragon through the glen, firing fireballs into the sunset

My cousin randomly decided to lay on my chest
  • Him: Those are actually really comfortable.
  • Me: I know.
  • Him: *gets up to leave* Bye, Thanks for being so voluptuous.

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

image

ivoryy-coast:

I’ll just leave this here 😒

ivoryy-coast:

I’ll just leave this here 😒

rotoloboi:

Finally, food that speaks to me.

rotoloboi:

Finally, food that speaks to me.

lindsaylohoean:

oknope:

how i use my phone

  • 80% for internet
  • 10% for take photos
  • 5% for text 
  • 4% for call
  • 1% to check the time

WHERES THE MUSIC

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel